School prom approaching

what do you think i should wear colour wise?

i was thinking white suit with black shirt and white tie or something like that. any thoughts?

mine i wore black tux with gold and silver waist coat and white shirt very nice if i say so myself

Kilt.

tux ftw!

Or if u wanna suit, go in a black suit and black shirt with a lemon tie (if you have black skin, that works even better )

White suit?

ew no lol

Black Suit
or Kilt if your defo scottish

gotta be a black suit.guys look hot in black.

Black suit. A white suit is way too disco. Find out what color your date's dress is & get a shirt or tie to match. She'll like that more than you'd think because girls are crazy like that.

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girls are crazy

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enough said^^^

It's true. They're all a bit insane in the same way. Different faces, same problems.

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by
Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as
long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a
year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no
answer, he would be put to death.

The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex
even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an
impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the
monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the
priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,
but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would
have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the
kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to
the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree
to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the
Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only
one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc He had never
encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible
burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice comp! ared to Arthur's life
and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question
thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own
life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a
great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and
Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a
horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The
astounded Lancelot asked what had happened

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self
only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to
show off to his friends, but at night , in the privacy of his castle, an
old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day,
but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate
moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll
down below. OKAY?








Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her
own life.


Now....what is the moral to this story?


The moral is.....

Whether shes beautiful or ugly, beneath all that, all women are still horrible witches

(Sorry all you women and all of you who cba reading such a long post, i remembered it being shorter )

was that a poet i got bored after about 3 lines

Fk'n hilarious jonski, don't mind tibo-wolf, the hunt draws nigh.

I wasted five minutes of my life waiting for a hilarious punchline and I get some rubbish about women. Pssh!

Haha. Jonski, were do you get your attitude from aye.

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I wasted five minutes of my life waiting for a hilarious punchline and I get some rubbish about women. Pssh!

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Haha. Jonski, were do you get your attitude from aye.???

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That particular joke has played out quite well in the private (Dudes only Dude) sector. of my life. I've told it twice with mind numbing results...

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It's true. They're all a bit insane in the same way. Different faces, same problems.

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hehe i suppose i cant really argue with u there.i have tons of issues and i dont care who knows.i cant speak for the rest of us though.

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It's true. They're all a bit insane in the same way. Different faces, same problems.

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exactly, you start seeing a new girl and you promise yourself it wont happen again but before you know it you wake up in a strange flat covered in chocolate sauce with your b0llocks chained to a radiator wondering where it all went wrong.

^i'm tipping it all went wrong after u drank that second bottle of Jurd's jungle juice.nah only jokin.i'm very bored at the moment.