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you all moan when theres no one posting and now when we finally get some entertainment around here you all start complaining Your all getting old

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Mate I take your point. I really do. This place certainly needed some life injecting into it.

But there are ways and means of being funny.

Constantly repeating the same joke really does begin to wear thin after a couple of days - and in this case its editting posts.

Sure its funny the first time you realise you can do it, and if you're clever with it once in a while it can be hilarious. But most people's objection is the fact that its both constant and now dull.

Couple it with the offensive language and we're bordering on troll-like tendancies.

"DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!"

And yes I'm old, unfortunately no getting away from that, but there's still plenty of people on here that post and make me laugh.

Care to give it a try?

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OK

what happened to the chicken who corssed the road???
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DUH I DON'T NOES"

it died

i wish we all lived in a world where the chicken doesnt need a motive to cross the road

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The wii fit not a stand alone product and you need the wii console for it???

thanx

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LOL

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i wish we all lived in a world where the chicken doesnt need a motive to cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not
live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH : We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL : Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road…

DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA : In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

JOHN LENNON : Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

ARISTOTLE : It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES : I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^(C% ……..reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY : Where’s my gun?

AL SHARPTON : Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it f___ing wanted to. That's the f___ing reason

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?

NEW SOUTH AFRICAN POLITICIAN: It is the Apartheid regime which made the chicken cross the road when the chicken did not want to cross the road, the chicken is oppressed and the only way to free the chicken is for the whites to pay restitution for oppressing the chicken and investigate police involvement in the death of chickens. It is racist to imply that chickens are involved in any crimes and corruption.

OLD SOUTH AFRICAN POLITICIAN: It is our belief that chickens should be allowed to cross roads in their own areas with their own roads. If they wish to cross roads in other areas they must carry a pass and will be subject to arrest if they dont. We would like to state categorically that meddling in our affairs by any persons will not be tolerated and we will arrest and detain anybody for a period of 90 days without trail so that these allegations can be investigated.

COSATU: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking, South African

RAY MACAULEY: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it, "the other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that

HANSIE CRONJE: Satan made him do it

and.....

MUGABE: Stop that chicken! It must be repossessed together with the farm it belongs to. And the farm on the opposite side of the road, where it was going, and all the chickens on both farms. Repossess it all. And it's nobody's business what I do in my country. It is Britain 's fault for bringing chickens here anyway

Mr. T: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!

HOBO JONES: (edited quote)

why did the chicken s0ck b0lls?

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oh and play have it for £129 last i heard, what rip off when RRP is £69

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tbh, id rather buy rock abnd with that (and u can i beleive tesco online are selling it at 120 quid) but all teh same , i do have wii fit
not a bad pirchase if i might say, keeps telling me im a ideal wiegth, beats all the lads telling me im fat lmao

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i KNEW u were fat just KNEW it!
How else could ya spend ur life postin' on gt?
<wii fit sucks it's made 4 fat pplz,y waste 60 pounds on a game when u can just do excercises 4 0.00?>

lol at amus now thats what we need more of on gt

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lol at amus now thats what we need more of on gt

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i could put more SA peepz on the chicken opinion but dont hink your'l no them

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lol at amus now thats what we need more of on gt

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i could put more SA peepz on the chicken opinion but dont hink your'l no them

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Buddha:
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

The Bible:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

O.J. Simpson:
It didn't. I was playing golf with the chicken at the time.

Darwin:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

ACCENTURE: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Accenture convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.The meeting was held in park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business.

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
sexual insecurity.

OSAMA BIN-LADIN: If the road was mined, the chicken would be a martyr!


--Post edited on 30/06/2008 15:12:05

bumpage
just to let ya know i got wii fit three days ago from argos for 62 pounds (cuz i get a discount cuz my sister works there) so anyone that wants wii fit i would suggest gettin ur ass down to argos or order it online see i can be helpful