craiziest death ever!

lets hear youre craiziest death

I let Katie beat me to death before she asked me out, my progress with her went up when I died, same with letting Helena shoot you in blueberry. Not too crazy but funny.

my craziest death is when i was jumping on da ramp[ on top of mt chilliad using NRG500,survived until the botom but a car hits me, n obviously i got thrown from my bike n fell into a river, coz mt chilliad is near a river right?lol dat's so funny

i was walking up mt chilliad when one of those planes flew into me!

i did the spawn monster cheat,it spawned inside a tree and exploded and killed me

I threw some satchel charges on my car, parked it beside the bridge in Los santos near Cjs house where there is a dam with no water, stood on the bridge, blew the car up forcing me off the brige and onto the ground. I didnt die from that but the bonnet from the car blew off and hit me and I died as I had hardly any life left.

A Ranger landed on me What happened was, I had a ** wanted level, so I set some charges on the road, as a trap. A Ranger came down the road, I detonated the charges. The vehicle was directly over the charges at the time, so was actually forced into the air. I s'pose I shouldn't have been standing so close, but it should NOT have been able to fly so far...

i had a cop car chasing me so i stole an ambulance from the hospital and sped to the pleasure domes to do a mission for jizzy. i got too top speed and headed for the water near the club and bailed out. unfortunately though the ambulance missed and hit the wall then bounced back and ran me over so i was trapped underneath it!

my craziest death is when i am wanted by cops and on a jetpack. then i died on the jetpack but since ur not quite dead until you land the jetpack pulls u down when u die so i punched in the health cheat before then jatpack could pull me down i was ok. but when i landed ont he floor with full health i died instantly!

I do believe that is, in fact, insane in the membrane...

i was doing the parachute mission in pilot school but the parachute glitch happened (where it won't open) so i splatted on the floor right in the centre butbefore the screen said wasted the medal screen came on. once i exited pilot school the mission passed screen came on but the game now realised i was dead so CJ just collapsed and died

once I was flying a stunt plane straight upward in the air, ain my plane stalled so i jumped out and deployed my parachute. while i was floating down my plane reversed straight down and went flying through me reducing my health, then when i hit the freeway, i was run over, then the plane exploded, killing me.

i put it the hydra cheat got in it, and fired the missiles, the plane was cault in the blast, but the car i had desroyed fliped up, blow up again and trashed the hydra

i whent in Wheel Arch Angles (WAA), the car was on fire, when it had loaded the car had been wrecked, but i still modified it. when i got out of WAA the "fixed" car exploded.

i was commiting suicide out of a plane with a parachute and jumped out not opening me parachute and died and wen igot outside de ospital i died and u could hear the crunch like i died agen

Doesn't it seem strange that Stoned1234 happens to have a considerably less articulate tale with remarkable similarities to the one I posted on another thread?

so right has any1 ever tried stopping the trans on the second island i did i put a hotdog van and a load of cars but i stayed in the hotdog van and the tran went straight through me like a grim reaper and waa killed cj waaaaaaaaaa

Jetpacked with 3 stars, landed on the rotors of the helicopter and fought to death with the cops below.

this happend to my friend we were playing two player my friend got on the wing of a plan a tyr to dtay on while i flew well after i took off he fell off so i jumped out he landed and survived he was happy like "hahah i lived"then the planed crashed on his head and i went flying somewhere.

this was just stupid,not funny. i went to the tallest building in SA and got the parachute and jumped off. i was free falling for a while checking out different views when i hit the side and splatted in mid air.

i was lookin 4 big foot 'cough' fake 'cough' got 4 tankers with cheats and 2 homies other 1 standing on boat and i never real ised i had 1 * and my homies were shooting the tanker trying to kill the pig they sucseeded but at a price homie in baot drowned homie nar me sacraficed hisself 2 save me he jumed and noked me out the way but got crushed homie 3 i never did find him so he's probably having tea with erm erm einstain yeah an talkin 2 2pac i de sky but me i got in an ardmana jumped out got chased by the serial killer got ran over by ghosts on horses met bigfoot slapped him ran away robbed the suicidal photographers camara got abducted by aliens landed in sea jumped on a shark ran home saw cj mom she sed big smoke killed her i killed bigsmoke agen got a vortex and turned it into a sub o and by the way its all true