MC Battle thread

Just a bit of fun to get your creative music juices flowin

Seen 8mile? Reckon u can come do one better, battle it out wit the members of GT. Winner wins the pride an respect of the forums, plus a sticker.

Rules

1st rule: You must never talk about the MC Battle thread
2nd rule: You must never talk about the MC Battle thread
3rd rule: No copying raps from other people/artists/shows etc

--Post edited on 25/05/2007 02:14:35

All you trackers of games
your rhymes are so lame
that i'll level up and finish before a word has reached your brain
you search for inspiration
but you drip with perspiration
cos you don't feel the flow, and i don't know, but you feelin trepidation


booyah

Hold up hold up, u swallowed a dictionary? go back to playing pictionary with momma and poppa, thats a nice little game. U got no business out here looking for a piece of the fame when im through wit u the whole world gonna know my name. And you be the one to blame, sneaking off back to your parents bedroom tryna pretend that your not just the same, as every other 2 bit chump whose lyrics are lame, ive a good mind to smack you, but it just so happens i quite like you. Cant help but feel pity, probly never seen a titty and hope to mix it up with the nitty gritty, of life in the city, gotta be aproachin fiddy but who the hell cares, thats a problem for euthanasia to bare.

Booya!

You totally stole that

ill take that as a compliment that its so good you assume i stole it!

I honestly didnt, i cant really prove it, u can try an google it if u like thats bout the only way i can try and convince you that i can have your ass on toast

A fat cat shat on the mat.

BOOYAH.

and that was the end of that

Brraaapppppp

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Thats some tight s**t.

well me and twisted dreams do meet up every week and have mc battles! dont we! we came 1st in the interfoto new years eve jamaican battle for men competition we pwned everyone else

I'm a disaster, A microphone master
Turn on the tapes, Rock your ghettoblaster

BrappetyBrappBrapp

im faster than the speed of light, ill always win coz u no im right, ill run rings around you and u wont know im there, ill have you ringing 999 saying "im in a nightmare." i swear down you clowns are pi$$ weak, dont listen to my voice let my fists speak

booyakashayakashaasha

--Post edited on 25/05/2007 14:25:07

Splitso ill make the crowd go skitso!

Want me to bring my A game, drive you insane, turn your mind inside out till your face looks like your brain, your rhymes are tame, you're all the same, reaching for the words like a noose made from a chain, back-up, freeze frame, lemme take a picture, coz when i know i cut deep these words be eatin atcha, yo momma so ugly she lookin like margaret thatcher, so don't be player-hatin else i might baseball bat ya

Booyah boyeee

Up Down Left Right,
All i got is a AWP for my sight,
Runnin around blastin off heads,
11 seconds later i'll be dead

erm... lpoolrule rules! lol

Look at all you diks


you lot dont have no flow
just like my f u k | n g bacon roll!¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬


This is fun LMAO

--Post edited on 25/05/2007 21:53:22

Quote:

Want me to bring my A game, drive you insane, turn your mind inside out till your face looks like your brain, your rhymes are tame, you're all the same, reaching for the words like a noose made from a chain, back-up, freeze frame, lemme take a picture, coz when i know i cut deep these words be eatin atcha, yo momma so ugly she lookin like margaret thatcher, so don't be player-hatin else i might baseball bat ya

Booyah boyeee

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You win hands down...so far.

Look at all you wannabes thinking you're the next big thing,
Why don't you skip on down to Tescos and get yo'self some bling.
Take a seat and sit the f*ck down boyo because it's plain to see,
That I'm the King of the castle and you're invading my privacyyyyyy!

Braap braaap braaaaaap.

You still out here, doing this rap, how long you gonna keep spitting this crap? Your lyrics dont rhyme and you try an cut me down in ma prime? b!tch now thats a crime. You all cracked up, u just about to get whacked up, i give you a 1 jab, 2 jab you on the floor, u get up you get f*cked up more, thats raw. U see this sh!t i spit, its from da heart, not made up hours before like some slapped up tart you cant just buy this sh!t down wal-mart. U see thats the difference between u and me, u just another wannabe can i be please let me be, youll never be a vip! You probably got an std. Now this guys shook, keeps lookin whiter an whiter, just as his lyrics get sh!ter and sh!ter why dont you go ahead an do us a little favour, go ahead slit your own throat with a razor why not? no-one'll miss you, what you expect them to do expect them to kiss you? All they do is diss you, here sombody get this guy a tissue.

Booyah

brap brap blat blat pow pow.

Peace out !