MC Battle thread

lol jonskis too good at this

i should be, its my thread lol

ok, ok, you've had your say, you've tried to be a yank yet you sounded like a gay, time to wash your mouth out with yo mommas pepper spray that she uses to delouse your dad (think he needs clinic aid). So back up, rewind, let me say it one more time that the words you're putting down did start off kinda fine, but this beaten path you tread down, we can all take as a sign that if you want the rhyme to be sublime you should at least have half a mind.

Booyah boyeeee

Me the yank? you be the one havin a quick w@nk everytime u alone u like a dog with a bone. Whip out your phone and give it a crack all the time thinkin of your best friends 6 pac. and u have the nerve to call me gay? U just a bitch, always f*ckin whining, pining, probly never have enough time to go out winin an dining with all the rest of you homos, who think it cool to take it up the no go. Im sick of this, get some better beats and some better rhymes coz at the minute your ass is mine. Honestly man i wish u all the glory in the world, but then again you know all about that story, on the recieving end of a glory hole, hell you probably took 2 c0cks, ... and a ball.

Booya!

--Post edited on 26/05/2007 19:34:10

oh yeah! that f*cked u up

I taught everything jonski knows ¬_¬

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I taught everything jonski knows ¬_¬

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huh? you obviously didnt teach me english

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I taught everything jonski knows ¬_¬

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huh? you obviously didnt teach me english

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Pwned

a mc contest, eh? im no MC (the Mc from my name is pronounced "Mac"

let's see something made up on the spot.

sorry, im just passin thru
scuse me, make way, lemme come thru
the trickster here is gonna blast ur crew
like a great big nuke bomb out from da blue

*looks at the rap* something made from 1 mins thought...

im bored, havent scoed, so im draggin my ass back to the board to bump this thread, spitting lyrics u cundt afford now come on my people bow down to your lord

I forgot how entertaining this thread can be when u need to kill some time

So ya wanna play hump-de-bump, that's cool, that's fine, so i'll play my trump and mush you into a worthless lump.

Lest you forget I am the lord, so bow down and worship, you and your horde, if these words were any sharper, they'd cut you like a sword. Sword, Lord, Horde, bored, scored, gather up these words and drop 'em in a gourde, the mix is nice and creamy, just like yo momma's fjord.


OOOOOOHHHHHH

This Thread is crying out "YOUTUBE"...

oh right look im CrazyD
yeah and these things aint easy
look b1tch, you're the w1tch
for thinking i was doing the crime when you to blame
dude, i cant think of anyone else to name
you fat fvck, you're worse than the duck,
y'know with the afro, you need to go go
because i hates you mother fvcker!
now dont go claiming you drive a trucker
cos thats just jack
and you're a n1gga like those who black
you mof0 - you cant win fo'show
bas7ard you lose for not winning MC battles
as like, you try but your gal gives you the losing cackle
when che clearly listen to me
so why cant you just let me fvcking be!
b1tch, you fvcking dicthed that gf that you'd bl00dy get hign on due to rye...
i'll tell you, scumbag that shes a fvcking bag b1tch
you no need to go with that sh1t cos shes rich
which means she a daddies girl, of couse she wont give you a twirl
cos you a nub and she fvcking hates them
especially when you have a sonic gem
from sonic 1,2,3 - which they got for free
so shut the fvck up cos i own this rap!
and you cant play sonic to save yo'life
so why should i listen to you because you're from fife?
whats that? not from scotland you say? - well i could punch you but it'll show up on the x-ray
and the police be after me like a flower nectar hungry bumble bee!
so i wouldnt give you jack sh!t - CrazyD out for the b1tch.

Wow... this thread is... odd. just ... odd.

I dont understand what you say? My momma?, sh1t i thought you was gay

So you sittin all high an mighty there, comfy in your chair, whilst im busy f*ckin your b1tch, she about to tear. Can you hear her screamin "oh jonski, ur so great" b1tch i should be coz ur gonna be late. An poor old charlies gonna grow up without a poppa, oh well, what ya gonna do, report me to the coppas? Nah man, i know your type, u'll stick around make sure everythings allright. U hear that sound? I call it whipped, now drag your sorry ass back to the pound and dont ever try to f*ck with MC jon-skiiiiiiii

FRESH

BRAP BRAP

BLAT BLAT

POW POW

wow, i dont remember typing that out tbh

me thinks me was um... whadda call it??? - drunks

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This Thread is crying out "YOUTUBE"...

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Hm, odd, I can't hear Oubt.!

BIG UP DA KERSAL MASSIVE

oh look! every1's not battlin anymor
specially thats ur mums a fu(kin whore,
guess its up to me to set things straight,
i can't relle rap but wait,
i guess ur up for rape

brap brap zoop zoop lol

At leats its better than these
Rap battle!


--Post edited on 05/09/2007 19:34:34