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Post: #41 - 05 Sep 2007 20:27
I'm currently playing:
You'se all rap think you'se are black, but seriously all your ryhming's are just cack!
Jonski with vile ryhming no style at all go back to the gym where you might get some more rim.
Gaz thinking hes the king, hey he probably has his cock in a sling from all the sucking by the jocks AT the gay block.
BOOYAH!
--Post edited on 05/09/2007 20:31:16
Jonski with vile ryhming no style at all go back to the gym where you might get some more rim.
Gaz thinking hes the king, hey he probably has his cock in a sling from all the sucking by the jocks AT the gay block.
BOOYAH!
--Post edited on 05/09/2007 20:31:16
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Post: #42 - 05 Sep 2007 21:04
I'm lyrically blessed but there's a thumping in my head,
It appears to seem that y'all have f*cked up this thread.
Your wannabe MC talk is distracting my thoughts,
It's almost as contagious as those genital warts.
When I was back at school I was atop of the class,
My lyrical knowledge is something you'll never surpass.
You're all too weak so you'll succumb to the predator,
I'll take to your family whatever is left of 'ya.
Don't go searching the Internet for information,
There's only one place to look for your inspiration.
I've been spitting out rhymes like a venomous cobra,
I officially declare this rap battle oveeeeeeeeeeeer!
Braaaaaaaaaaap.
It appears to seem that y'all have f*cked up this thread.
Your wannabe MC talk is distracting my thoughts,
It's almost as contagious as those genital warts.
When I was back at school I was atop of the class,
My lyrical knowledge is something you'll never surpass.
You're all too weak so you'll succumb to the predator,
I'll take to your family whatever is left of 'ya.
Don't go searching the Internet for information,
There's only one place to look for your inspiration.
I've been spitting out rhymes like a venomous cobra,
I officially declare this rap battle oveeeeeeeeeeeer!
Braaaaaaaaaaap.
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Post: #43 - 05 Sep 2007 21:23
Hey hey whatusay, dis is freestylin rappin
ur lyrics r like sum1 crappin! (lol)
sure ur mr smart arse
your rhymes are lyk the sh*t band farse
well you may think da tha rap is ova
well i mean, you drive a rover
ur lyrics r like sum1 crappin! (lol)
sure ur mr smart arse
your rhymes are lyk the sh*t band farse
well you may think da tha rap is ova
well i mean, you drive a rover
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Post: #44 - 05 Sep 2007 21:24
ManzTIp
O FAM!! BRAP BRAP BLUT.
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
THIS THREAD SUX B-HOLE.
O FAM!! BRAP BRAP BLUT.
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
THIS THREAD SUX B-HOLE.
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Post: #45 - 05 Sep 2007 21:44
Quote:
Hey hey whatusay, dis is freestylin rappin
ur lyrics r like sum1 crappin! (lol)
sure ur mr smart arse
your rhymes are lyk the sh*t band farse
well you may think da tha rap is ova
well i mean, you drive a rover
Your punctuation and grammar is f*cking appalling,
Your spit starts off well but then you start stalling.
There's a long way to go before you reach my high standard,
If you continue like you do you're gonna' be slandered.
I'll slow it down here so as you fully understand,
Your spit was like your dress sense, incredibly bland.
Go write your comeback, don't forget the key skills,
I want something decent to read, give me some thrills.
I am bored. Skeet skeet.
Hey hey whatusay, dis is freestylin rappinur lyrics r like sum1 crappin! (lol)
sure ur mr smart arse
your rhymes are lyk the sh*t band farse
well you may think da tha rap is ova
well i mean, you drive a rover
Your punctuation and grammar is f*cking appalling,
Your spit starts off well but then you start stalling.
There's a long way to go before you reach my high standard,
If you continue like you do you're gonna' be slandered.
I'll slow it down here so as you fully understand,
Your spit was like your dress sense, incredibly bland.
Go write your comeback, don't forget the key skills,
I want something decent to read, give me some thrills.
I am bored. Skeet skeet.
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Post: #46 - 05 Sep 2007 21:47
Ok i got pwned.
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Post: #47 - 06 Sep 2007 01:30
I'm currently playing:
Quote:
Ok i got pwned.
yes... yes you did!
Ok i got pwned.yes... yes you did!
Post: #48 - 13 Sep 2007 22:27
i'm sat in my flat in a black tracksuit,
with a bottle of absolute,
and a fat zoot,
i've got my curtains shut and my phone on vibrate,
munching on snacks with the carbohydrate. !!
if your mancunian stand up right now!
i want my manchester Sh*t,
black trackie top and some blacked out kicks!
i want my manchester Sh*t
hit the arndale on the manchster cl*t,
they give me extra gravy on my manchester chips!
you gotta make your way on your own,
come on girl i aint your chaperone!
look at all you saddos on gamestracker,
ill be laughing when im on kids ghettoblasters!
with a bottle of absolute,
and a fat zoot,
i've got my curtains shut and my phone on vibrate,
munching on snacks with the carbohydrate. !!
if your mancunian stand up right now!
i want my manchester Sh*t,
black trackie top and some blacked out kicks!
i want my manchester Sh*t
hit the arndale on the manchster cl*t,
they give me extra gravy on my manchester chips!
you gotta make your way on your own,
come on girl i aint your chaperone!
look at all you saddos on gamestracker,
ill be laughing when im on kids ghettoblasters!
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Post: #49 - 14 Sep 2007 00:11
I'm currently playing:
Gravy gravy,
Gravy gravy,
ooo ooo ooo nothern boys just LOVE gravy!,
Gravy fo shizzle...
Appparently....
Gravy gravy,
ooo ooo ooo nothern boys just LOVE gravy!,
Gravy fo shizzle...
Appparently....
Post: #50 - 14 Sep 2007 08:20
Quote:
Gravy gravy,
Gravy gravy,
ooo ooo ooo nothern boys just LOVE gravy!,
Gravy fo shizzle...
Appparently....
i am northern and i love love gravy
Gravy gravy,Gravy gravy,
ooo ooo ooo nothern boys just LOVE gravy!,
Gravy fo shizzle...
Appparently....
i am northern and i love love gravy
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Erm..... League and Champions League?
1993, 1994, 1996, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2003, 2007, 2008. That's why we're champions
Msn: mcgoldrick@hotmail.co.uk
Erm..... League and Champions League?
1993, 1994, 1996, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2003, 2007, 2008. That's why we're champions
Post: #51 - 14 Sep 2007 10:45
I'm currently playing:
Post: #52 - 14 Sep 2007 18:48
This gravy trains got my brain insane I'm wantin' some red eye to stop a migraine
you melt some bacon fat, add milk & coffee grounds, thicken with flour and your sound as a pound
S'good with biscuits... toast too, I'm takin' yours when mines gone what the f'k you gonna do?
you melt some bacon fat, add milk & coffee grounds, thicken with flour and your sound as a pound
S'good with biscuits... toast too, I'm takin' yours when mines gone what the f'k you gonna do?
Post: #53 - 14 Sep 2007 19:14
I'm currently playing:
Quote:
This gravy trains got my brain insane I'm wantin' some red eye to stop a migraine
you melt some bacon fat, add milk & coffee grounds, thicken with flour and your sound as a pound
S'good with biscuits... toast too, I'm takin' yours when mines gone what the f'k you gonna do?
I'm MC Wriggy
And I've got a biggy...
This gravy trains got my brain insane I'm wantin' some red eye to stop a migraineyou melt some bacon fat, add milk & coffee grounds, thicken with flour and your sound as a pound
S'good with biscuits... toast too, I'm takin' yours when mines gone what the f'k you gonna do?
I'm MC Wriggy
And I've got a biggy...
Post: #54 - 14 Sep 2007 19:46
I'll cut you MCs down, leave you standing on the stage,
My lyrics hit you back and break apart your rib cage.
Your spits are incredibly slack but if you plan to fight,
I'll give you time to make a move and hit you with a right.
Don't call me out with sh*t because I am tha' master,
Whereas you well, pssh, you're a natural disaster.
Braaaaaaaap!
My lyrics hit you back and break apart your rib cage.
Your spits are incredibly slack but if you plan to fight,
I'll give you time to make a move and hit you with a right.
Don't call me out with sh*t because I am tha' master,
Whereas you well, pssh, you're a natural disaster.
Braaaaaaaap!
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Your Sister Is Hot But Your Mum Does That Thing With Her Tongue...
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Post: #55 - 14 Sep 2007 20:29
No recipies for disaster but one for cheese toast
An afternoon filler the toast with the most
you get your oven heated / bread ready / bust out the cheese boy & keep it steady
& now your layin' it
stackin' it
2 slices per slice & boy make it fit
Get that oven on broil, bust out the foil, jus' to catch cheese drippn's that that will your broiler spoil
Cook it till it's bubblin'
not brownin'
it's a fine edged line so your oven your prowlin'
now for a healthy snack, fresh spinach stack, on top each piece press together & smack!
lip smackin cheese stackin' spinach yum cheese snack!
edit: & dude that's the best bobble head image I've ever seen!
--Post edited on 14/09/2007 20:32:19
An afternoon filler the toast with the most
you get your oven heated / bread ready / bust out the cheese boy & keep it steady
& now your layin' it
stackin' it
2 slices per slice & boy make it fit
Get that oven on broil, bust out the foil, jus' to catch cheese drippn's that that will your broiler spoil
Cook it till it's bubblin'
not brownin'
it's a fine edged line so your oven your prowlin'
now for a healthy snack, fresh spinach stack, on top each piece press together & smack!
lip smackin cheese stackin' spinach yum cheese snack!
edit: & dude that's the best bobble head image I've ever seen!
--Post edited on 14/09/2007 20:32:19
Post: #56 - 14 Sep 2007 20:42
I'm currently playing:
um... i am da CRUNCH and i just had LUNCH but i didn't eat MUCH becuse i wanted to CLUTCH da BUNS and knobble a couple of uh... NUNS... um, i've run out of steam. 
um who likes whipped cream? with ICE CREAM add a couple of cherries and a skyscraper, getta formidable TEAM. ow i'm gunna scream, so dream on and the put bunch to da MUNCH and you have a tiny, overpriced FERMENTED LACTIC ACID (doesn't catch ). (um what rymes with fermented? )
--Post edited on 14/09/2007 22:27:07
um who likes whipped cream? with ICE CREAM add a couple of cherries and a skyscraper, getta formidable TEAM. ow i'm gunna scream, so dream on and the put bunch to da MUNCH and you have a tiny, overpriced FERMENTED LACTIC ACID (doesn't catch ). (um what rymes with fermented? )--Post edited on 14/09/2007 22:27:07
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Post: #57 - 15 Sep 2007 10:53
I'm currently playing:
Quote:
um... i am da CRUNCH and i just had LUNCH but i didn't eat MUCH becuse i wanted to CLUTCH da BUNS and knobble a couple of uh... NUNS... um, i've run out of steam. um who likes whipped cream? with ICE CREAM add a couple of cherries and a skyscraper, getta formidable TEAM. ow i'm gunna scream, so dream on and the put bunch to da MUNCH and you have a tiny, overpriced FERMENTED LACTIC ACID (doesn't catch ). (um what rymes with fermented? )
Crunch Wins
haha
um... i am da CRUNCH and i just had LUNCH but i didn't eat MUCH becuse i wanted to CLUTCH da BUNS and knobble a couple of uh... NUNS... um, i've run out of steam. um who likes whipped cream? with ICE CREAM add a couple of cherries and a skyscraper, getta formidable TEAM. ow i'm gunna scream, so dream on and the put bunch to da MUNCH and you have a tiny, overpriced FERMENTED LACTIC ACID (doesn't catch ). (um what rymes with fermented? )Crunch Wins
haha
Post: #58 - 15 Sep 2007 12:46
I'm currently playing:
of course i WIN the rest belongs in the... BIN along with a TIN... can.
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BATracer, thanks go-colu for this!
brain teaser: a word of advice, don't follow my advice
sexist joke: PM me, it could offend female site mem
Post: #59 - 15 Sep 2007 13:31
What rhymes with fermented? Pssh, you're f*cking demented.
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Post: #60 - 15 Sep 2007 13:36
I'm currently playing:
I can't rhyme because I'm straight.
Let's not have any crappy debate.
I don't even know why I contribute.
And why I have my music on mute
But if you please
Get on your knees
And say I do, and will always be
Another part of myself and me.
Woot, I win!
*I was joking.
Let's not have any crappy debate.
I don't even know why I contribute.
And why I have my music on mute
But if you please
Get on your knees
And say I do, and will always be
Another part of myself and me.
Woot, I win!
*I was joking.
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